+ Do traffic lights mean anything around here (Italy)?
- Sure. Green light - avanti, avanti! Yellow light – decoration.
+ What about red light?
- Just a suggestion.
In more ways than only one, I was Diane Lane basking under the Tuscan sun this last weekend. But we'll get back to that in a second. I will first start off by saying one thing.

The Tuscan countryside is the most beautiful place to take a drive. The ride was on an uncomfortable charter bus with my sick seat partner wanting to hurl the whole way, but the rolling hills of Tuscany were so beautiful that my trusty camera couldn't do this wonderful ride any justice. I attempted to take videos at various times throughout the trip, but honestly, this is one of the few times where I don't think anyone can fully appreciate the view without seeing it firsthand. Villas sat atop every peak as crops and open fields literally rolled around them. The roads we traveled along were skinny and curvy to follow the rhythm of the accompanying hills. Every long driveway or small path to a significant piece of property was lined with tall, slender trees, which were usually the only trees anywhere in view.
I should have spent two days staring blankly at the Tuscan countryside rather than exploring Florence.
I was sadly disappointed in Florence. I don't honestly know what I was expecting. Maybe it was too hyped up with the number of people who told me I would LOVE it (capital letters and all). It's not their faults. I honestly thought it was going to be *my* town.
I found Florence to be an impersonal version of every other Italian city I had seen in the last two months. It lacked its own identity. It was like a person that tries in vain to make everyone happy even though that isn't actually possible. The city appeared to have been taken over by its abundant tourist market which made it feel very non-Italian. This is, honestly, extremely tragic, because the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore, the view of the rooftops, and the surrounding landscape were absolutely breathtaking.
Rome is raw. Rome thrives on the spirit of its people and the chaos that they cause. It doesn't hide its dust and grim in corners of the city. It lays it all out there and really doesn't care what the tourist thinks of it. Its people are Italian and will live how Italians live, whatever that implies.
Rome caters to the Italian, while Florence caters to the tourist. Which would you honestly prefer to see?
Regardless of my opinion of the city, I saw many beautiful things on my trip and had a really wonderful time (when it wasn't cold, windy, and rainy, mind you).
We took the morning train on Friday to Firenze (Florence). The ride was only an hour and a half, and we quickly arrived at our hotel soon after. Our hotel and room were adorable. Each room even had a bathtub and a TV, both of which I hadn't yet seen in any hostel or hotel I've stayed in here.
After dropping off our luggage, we explored the city with our professor and a tour guide. I never realized that Florence really was a very small city and pretty easy to maneuver.
The cathedral is the largest and most apparent monument in the city. Every corner that we turned, you could still see its overwhelming dome, designed and constructed by Brunelleschi. It was huge and foreboding in the background of every street view, but its bright colors and ornamented facade livened up its surface. We even spent the eight Euros to climb to the top of the dome (which was totally worth it).
I have also recently found that I really like the water (or bottled water) in every Italian city *but* Rome. Go figure.
Anyway, a party of 17 of us had dinner at a lovely little place close to our hotel. I, unfortunately, don’t have any pictures from it, but the host was wonderful, the group price was reduced to make it affordable for everyone, and our delicious meal was three courses. Can’t complain! After returning to the hotel, I watched Grey’s Anatomy on TV mostly because it was on and in Italian.
That’s also when I learned that the power in my hotel room was on a skewed timer. Everything turned off at 11:22 PM regardless of how I felt about the matter. Unfortunately, I was taking a shower when I first learned about this one night. Yeah…
The second day of our trip was not nearly as successful as the first. Florence apparently has a tendency to be incredibly windy. Because the streets are so narrow, all of them become their own wind tunnel and try to quite literally sweep you off your feet (much like the ones we experience back home at school).
So our day was a bit cold, a bit windy, and a bit rainy. I guess our good luck in regards to weather on our weekend trips had run out.
Regardless, we proceeded through various museums during our morning. After a lunch of the most wonderful lasagna I have ever tasted, we decided to find gelato. Now, this is a pretty usual *and cheap* occurrence. In Florence, the trend was to get gelato on a thick waffle. Being the traditional tourists, we wanted some and would only regret it if we didn’t partake in the city’s customs.
Well, I wasn’t exactly expecting to spend 10 Euros on one sitting of ice cream. That’s $15! On ice cream! I don’t even like ice cream that much!
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| Banana and Chocolate Gelato stuffed between two waffles! |
I mean, it was delicious, but that’s beside the point. It was also a mess to eat, and the gelato melted faster than any ice cream I have ever had even though it was freezing outside where we ate it. The wind whipped around us as we sat in front of the Cathedral. After my gelato treat finally defeated me (I still had a whole waffle left I couldn’t finish), we moved to stand next to the Cathedral to get out of the wind.
Now, this is the part where I become Diane Lane.
There’s no pleasant or eloquent way to put this: A pigeon sh*t on me. And there is photo evidence. Which you will not see.
But according to Italians, this is supposed to be good luck, which is probably the only reason I didn’t cry. You either laugh or cry, right? And I did, indeed, laugh at myself.
My poor black winter jacket is dry-clean only though. That’s so sad.
So, after that little episode, I was a little more ready to end my day. Because of our ice cream splurge, eight of us got together and had a picnic of meat, cheese, bread, cookies, and chips for dinner (all gathered from the local grocery store) to avoid going out to an expensive restaurant. It was a lovely end to a rainy day.
Our third and final day took us on a bus tour of Tuscany as we made the trip back home to Rome. We stopped in Monteriggioni, a tiny walled city that is now predominantly a tourist spot, Siena, a beautiful little town with the best piazza center I have seen so far, and Pienza, an even smaller town with wonderful views of the Italian countryside and really good French fries.
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| Monteriggioni |
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| Monteriggioni |
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| Piazza del Campo |
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| Siena |
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| Siena |
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| Pienza |